Way to show up, you
Modern B!
Soon you'll receive your first marching orders from me. (I promise to be wearing fishnets and carrying a whip) 😈 See you soon, hustler. 👀
Join The Community
Fact. (<—Said in the voice of Dwight from The Office)
A Squad is a collective whose parts make a whole, complicated, dimensional, and beautiful. Raise yo' hand if you've ever been steamrolled by that nasty little two-headed shit-monster, judgement.
*Wipes sweat from your brow
*Prepares you to go back in the ring
Yea us too. You are a totally fucking Bettie.
The whole package. A real human being.
And we need you. Because although we are occasionally outspoken and often brave, sometimes we need the stiff hand of a righteous B to pull us through our self-sabotaging shit. (Quietly Homer Simpsons into a bush.) We are perfectly flawed and have created this community to grow from them all!